Wagon Wheel Seven BLOG




End Of September 2017


Well here we are again, with the excitement of Martini still buzzing around my head in the aftermath of a very satisfying show, all poised to get on with writing the next one. So am i tired and need of a rest from it all? Am i stuck on what to write about next? Am i suffering from writers block? NO NOT A BIT OF IT!


I am just bursting to get my head full of plot devices, characters, comedy and music downloaded into music score and libretto. I had 3.5 songs written for this next show a while back along with the first scene of the script. Now, just 3 weeks after Martini, I am writing Act 1 Scene 5 of WW7 already and am introducing the last of the characters to the audience. God i have missed this! Putting on a show is enormous effort but also enormous fun. Writing a show is just me and the computer and a much easier role as far as i am concerned. I get to be creative without worrying too much on how i might realise it on stage.


So what is Wagon Wheel 7 about? I hear you ask, well thats simple BISCUITS, yes biscuits this time. It's basically a childrens bedtime story that gets a bit out of hand. It starts with a young boy and girl (played by adults) getting into bed and asking their Dad to tell them a story that covers all the things they like. I know all about this as i used to do this for my kids when they were young. I made up dozens and dozens of stories up like this off the cuff and usually my kids enjoyed them far more than the published ones i read to them on other nights.


The girl (Ginger) wants a story about princesses and palaces, the boy (Rocky) wants space with rockets, robots, ray guns and monsters


So Dad comes up with a story (all biscuit related) set on a space station where various species live in relative harmony. Empress Oreo is the leader of the community along with her daughter Princess Bourbon, they are protected by the Space Rocket Hob Nob, Commanded by Captain Jam E Dodger and his crew, who i will tell you about next month. There are other characters on the Space station, such as a Space Vixen, A trader, A mad Professor and a malfunctioning Robot called J4KAKE. I will keep back details of these characters for next month too.


The bad guys are a species nick named The Penguins, because they look a bit like them and they want to take over the space station for self inprovement reasons. I have just written their introduction song along with another one called Dark Side. Just from the music style they cant be abything less than hilarious. Cant wait to tell you more about them next month.


Its so inspiring to write knowing we have some support for cast members right from the start, thank you to the cast members of Martini for doing such a fine job with my silly murder mystery. I wont dissapoint you with the next one either.


Better get back to writing my next creation......i really will go into more detail next month.


End Of October 2017


What an interesting month it has been. I have been having horrendous problems with my video mixing software, its so slow that it took me longer to mix 25 minutes of Martini than it did for me to write 25 minutes of new stuff for Wagon Wheel 7, crazy. I am trying to resolve this problem so we can have a video night with the cast soon, which would be great.


I am approaching about 40 minutes of Act 1 completed. As you know i tend to write in the order of the show, its just the way i am, and i am pleased with how the plot is developing. However i promised last month to tell you about the characters so here goes. I talked about Dad and the 2 kids last month so will not cover them again.


First we have the crew of the spaceship Hob Nob. This vessel protects the station from would be trouble makers. So the crew are effectively the security for the station too. They are lead by Captain Jam E. Dodger, a Kirk parody (or a William Shatner one to be exact), he loves himself and thinks he has a way with women, but he probably doesnt and i play the humour in this. He has a song where sings about how great he is. Then his side kick is Commander Choc Alatechipcookie who is very reserved and dignified, no prizes for guessing who he is supposed to be like. They have Leiutenant Gary Baldi as their skivvy who does everything else, he is ships engineer, cook and bottle washer, he also has some health issues with his feet.


Then we have the main characters of Wagon Wheel Seven itself. They are lead by Empress Oreo, a very Royal leader of the community who has airs and graces which are constantly undermined. She is assisted by her daughter, Princess Bourbon who is somewhat oppressed by her role as the heir apparent. She is a cute character who has layers that get uncovered during the show. She sings a song called "I'm Princess FYI" which outlines her role and her desires. The station has a slightly mad scientist called Professor Rich Tea, amongst other things, he is working on his latest creation who is a robot android called J4KAKE. He keeps having boot up problems which distort his personality (the robot not the professor). They will sing a song together called "Man and Machine In perfect harmony", which they most definitely are not. We meet the resident Space Vixen Di Gestive, she is a species of irresistable women who are plagued by the attentions of men. Her actual services are not revealed until a song in Act 2 but needless to say there is a lot of innuendo going on about what she does to these men behind closed doors in Act 1. It's a fun character and very sultry in a stupid way. The we meet Kit Kat who is a Trader, she is there to buy and sell, and makes money by trading with any one she can. She sings "Goods For Sale" which outlines her strategy. All of these characters interact for plot exposition but mostly for comedy.


Then there are my current favourites, the bad guys, The Penguins. They just have me in stiches and should be enormous fun to play. To start with, Yes! they ARE actual penguins, they walk like penguins, they squawk like penguins, but they are sentient, human size and very competitive. I think in my addled brain, they are based on a combination of people i have known, and our chickens (who are funny, endearing and competitive, but incredibly stupid). So the audience meet them as a collective, or multipack to use the correct term, in the song "Penguins", i will shortly put this online in a demo because it really does capture them brilliantly. They all live by their own code called "The Great Grand Pecking Order" and are based on a nearby rival and somewhat delapidated Space Station. They dont like to share things and want to conquer Wagon Wheel Seven and make it their own. There are 99 of them and they dont have names, they just have numbers, which are allocated to them according to where they stand in the "Great Grand Pecking Order". No 1 is a power mad matriarchal character that the others are terrified of, especially No 2 who spends the most time with her. She doesn't suffer fools very easily and she is surrounded by them. No 2 is a bit of a jibbering wreck as a result. Penguin No 4073 is introduced and found to be so stupid that he is called this, even though the highest number he can actually be called is No 99. Then the others No's 13, 42 and 66 all appear too. It is my intetion that, like in the Operetta Pirates of Penzance, most of the cast will get to have a go at playing a penguin in the first Act, then this will reduce in the 2nd Act when the confrontation takes place.


The penguins slowly infiltrate Wagon Wheel Seven but keep getting caught. This causes No 1 to have to think of a way they can move stealthily about and she reveals her idea in the song "Dark Side"


I am also designing the set as we go, and expect we will start painting as soon as the christmas holidays.


As you may gather, the whole thing is moving along nicely, with 11 songs complete and a script full of sci fi references which will hopefully entertain everyone, not just the geeks like me. At this rate of knots i should have the show complete by around April 18, and hope to start rehearsals in May 18, with a view to putting the show on in half term week in October 2018.


Fingers Crossed.


End Of November 2017


I have been busy editing the DVD for Martini most of this month so haven't written more than a few pages of Wagon Wheel Seven. However, some very interesting developments of plot are emerging in my head so I will cut this blog short and give a full report on progress at the end of December. Merry Xmas to you all.



End Of December 2017


I have just done my first rewrite this month which involved going back through the scenes and adding and subtracting bits and pieces. It also looks like a couple of extra characters will emerge which have been made necessary by these ammendments. Its hard to explain without giving away major spoilers but basically I have added more drama to the plot, which came as a result of a change of heart on what will develop in Act 2. What I can tell you is that i am almost at the end of Act 1 as a result, which comes in at just under an hour. This is extrememly good news as i have to tweak some more bits and bobs which will lengthen it slightly at just over an hour which is a perfect duration for Act 1. I also have a thing about wanting the audience going for an interval drink trying to work out where it is all going. Part of me says this means they are engaged and will want to stay to find out. Its just a insecurity us writers have about our subject matter. One thing I am completely confident about is how different this show is to my two previous ones. This pleases me immensly, as I do like to surprise people and stretch my creativity and widen my range.


I have shown parts of what is already written to several members of the Martini cast and have been very pleased with the reactions I have got, it was very satisfying to hear them being so positive. It's really nice knowing we will have a much easier ride casting this next show because of their support.


Musically I have been wrestling with trying to get Finale Act 1 underway with 3 failed attempts so far, but its just a matter of experimenting until i get something that clicks with me. Needless to say we will leave the audience with a cliff hanger at the end of it. I am not unduly worried, Finale Act 1's are always the hardest thing for me to write.


Comedy wise i have just added some more funny stuff for the penguins which also involves the cyborg android J4KAKE, its all visual stuff and should be hilarious. I have also written a song for the Empress which I am very unsure about, so I will probably evolve it into something that works better for me. I had the same problem with Savage Sea AND Vast Fortune, so its no surprise.


I have also been busy putting the set back up in my garage so were are ready for painting the scenes for the next show. I have designed most of them now, just 2 or 3 left to do. So everything is just about ready for my step daughter Claire to get her artwork underway. She will probably be pleased to have some help once she starts later this month so if any of you have any spare time we would love to have you along. Please get in touch with me if you are up for it.


I am also making good progress with my next album "Oceanic". This is a bit of a departure for me as i have written my first Chill Album . It is syntesiser based with tonnes of brilliant and beautiful instruments mixed with gentle guitars, I have to say I am exceptionally pleased with the result. It will be 70 minutes of continuous music featuring exploration of the sea. I have forced myself to slow down my usual delivery so the pace is not rushed. I think its my best work to date, but then I am always excited about something new. On the rare occasions when i havent been fired up with my latest work it has usually not been my best. Thankfully this is the exact opposite to that. I have just 10 minutes left to compose and record, shouldn't take too long and it will definitely be available on this site by my 60th birthday (8th March).


Thats it for this month. I am expecting to have a very productive January.


Happy New Year To You All.